Boots

23.California.Cancer.Snake.

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

(via ladylore3)

liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

(via xxtabitharose)

strictlybecca:

faramirs:

#its ridiculous how much i love this pairing IT SET THE BAR FOR ALL OTHER PAIRINGS EVER I THINK

#THIS FUCKING SCENE #DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SCENE #he’s a loser kitchen boy who wanted to be a part of the glittering royal world #and he risked his life to save the princess who had never acknowledged his existance #and he even stood up to ARMED GUARDS TO KEEP HER SAFE#and then he turns into a bitter man #and he ends up falling in love with this girl he barely knows and he doesn’t want to #AND SHE TURNS OUT TO BE HIS LOST PRINCESS #AND SHE CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER LIFE /BUT SHE CAN REMEMBER HIM/ #literally curled up and crying about it #i hate this movie so much

(via soulspiritkarmapeace)

vriskay: spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT this post is my entire life

vriskay:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

this post is my entire life

(via itscoldasatomb)

Aundrea: I really do, hands down, absolutely adore you. I think that you’re amazing. I wouldn’t pick anyone else in this world to go through this experience with. And it’s been … wonderful.
Aubrey: I’ve been with you through everything. And I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone in my life that’s been so opposite from me, but has been so perfect. I’ve been wanting to say this to you forever, but you really are my best friend (x).

(Source: mylittlefaith, via shannonrivera)